http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/3/16/nation/3487094&sec=nation
19 A1s and 1 A2. Wow. An A must come really cheap. What was the passing mark for Add Maths again? 10?
Monday, March 16, 2009
Thursday, March 5, 2009
I find Chinese people (regardless of religion) who don't celebrate Chinese New Year very, very sad. Even my tudung-wearing Muslim-Chinese grand-auntie (wow how many hyphens were there?) gives out ang pau during Chinese New Year. There are even Malay & Indian lion dance performers, for chrissakes.
Why?
Because it's CHINESE NEW YEAR, not Nine Emperor God's festival or Sky Emperor's birthday. It's the new lunar year, not a bloody religious celebration.
'Religious the-bible-tells-me-so' people who have pre-marital sex and use God's name in vain anyhow, you can change your religion, but you can't change your race. In the Race check box, you still gotta tick Chinese.
It baffles me, these people. It's just Chinese New Year, not the devil's parade!
Why?
Because it's CHINESE NEW YEAR, not Nine Emperor God's festival or Sky Emperor's birthday. It's the new lunar year, not a bloody religious celebration.
'Religious the-bible-tells-me-so' people who have pre-marital sex and use God's name in vain anyhow, you can change your religion, but you can't change your race. In the Race check box, you still gotta tick Chinese.
It baffles me, these people. It's just Chinese New Year, not the devil's parade!
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
I've always wanted to write a sort of comeback against Beyonce's 'If I were a boy.' Don't get me wrong, the song has a nice tune and I won't switch the station if it plays on the radio, but I think that the lyrics are a bit unfair on both sexes.
If I were a boy even just for a day >> I'd try to jerk off and see how it feels
I'd roll out of bed in the morning >> Morning wood, woohoo!
And throw on what I wanted >> Yep it's something you don't have to be a boy to do
And go drink beer with the guys >> You seriously don't have to be a boy to go out drinking with the guys and talk about women, cars and football
And chase after girls >> Girls chase after boys too...
I'd kick it with who I wanted >> Of course we kick it with who we want
And I'd never get confronted for it
'Cause they stick up for me >> Nothing better than your girlfriends sticking up for you to the point of grabbing your phone and sending a nasty text to the jilted but persistent guy
If I were a boy >> I'd try to pee standing
I think I could understand >> Not all boys are beyond any capability of understanding, I guess...
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man >> I don't really get this?
I'd listen to her >> Unless I'm deaf, of course I'd listen! I listen when he nags too!
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted >> I think it hurts both sexes equally
'Cause he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
If I were a boy >> I'd walk around in boxers to air my dangling bits
I would turn off my phone
Tell everyone it's broken
So they'd think that I was sleeping alone >> Now hey, it's really not just boys who do these kinda scoundrel things
I'd put myself first >> A lot of people put themselves first anyhow
And make the rules as I go
'Cause I know that she'd be faithful
Waiting for me to come home, to come home >> C'mon... this isn't the previous century anymore where women sat at home waiting for their unfaithful, selfish husbands. I don't think women sit around and wait anymore.
If I were a boy >> I'd like to know what a blowjob feels like
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man >> Eh same lines, same goes for the omitted verse
It's a little too late for you to come back
Say it's just a mistake
Think I'd forgive you like that
If you thought I would wait for you
You thought wrong >> A lot of women don't get second chances either...
But you're just a boy >> And I still want my blowjob.
You don't understand
And you don't understand, oh
How it feels to love a girl
Someday you wish you were a better man >> You see, if a guy loves a girl, he loves her in his own way. Same goes for the sort of lovin' a woman gives a man; she loves him in her own way. And although we are a coupla billion people in the world, we are still individuals to a certain point, and we have our own ways of loving those around us. Unless you want to date yourself, nobody's gonna love you the way you love yourself. So what is she trying to say when she sings 'And you don't understand oh how it feels to love a girl'?
Do you know that they banned 'beer' on national radio? Beyonce sings 'And go drink (...) with the boys. Why ban the word beer? It sure as hell doesn't make me want to go out immediately and grab a Carlsberg. Heck, ban rootbeer! Rename it rootdrink or rootjuice or whatever, it has the word beer in it!
beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer
Pah.
If I were a boy even just for a day >> I'd try to jerk off and see how it feels
I'd roll out of bed in the morning >> Morning wood, woohoo!
And throw on what I wanted >> Yep it's something you don't have to be a boy to do
And go drink beer with the guys >> You seriously don't have to be a boy to go out drinking with the guys and talk about women, cars and football
And chase after girls >> Girls chase after boys too...
I'd kick it with who I wanted >> Of course we kick it with who we want
And I'd never get confronted for it
'Cause they stick up for me >> Nothing better than your girlfriends sticking up for you to the point of grabbing your phone and sending a nasty text to the jilted but persistent guy
If I were a boy >> I'd try to pee standing
I think I could understand >> Not all boys are beyond any capability of understanding, I guess...
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man >> I don't really get this?
I'd listen to her >> Unless I'm deaf, of course I'd listen! I listen when he nags too!
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted >> I think it hurts both sexes equally
'Cause he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
If I were a boy >> I'd walk around in boxers to air my dangling bits
I would turn off my phone
Tell everyone it's broken
So they'd think that I was sleeping alone >> Now hey, it's really not just boys who do these kinda scoundrel things
I'd put myself first >> A lot of people put themselves first anyhow
And make the rules as I go
'Cause I know that she'd be faithful
Waiting for me to come home, to come home >> C'mon... this isn't the previous century anymore where women sat at home waiting for their unfaithful, selfish husbands. I don't think women sit around and wait anymore.
If I were a boy >> I'd like to know what a blowjob feels like
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man >> Eh same lines, same goes for the omitted verse
It's a little too late for you to come back
Say it's just a mistake
Think I'd forgive you like that
If you thought I would wait for you
You thought wrong >> A lot of women don't get second chances either...
But you're just a boy >> And I still want my blowjob.
You don't understand
And you don't understand, oh
How it feels to love a girl
Someday you wish you were a better man >> You see, if a guy loves a girl, he loves her in his own way. Same goes for the sort of lovin' a woman gives a man; she loves him in her own way. And although we are a coupla billion people in the world, we are still individuals to a certain point, and we have our own ways of loving those around us. Unless you want to date yourself, nobody's gonna love you the way you love yourself. So what is she trying to say when she sings 'And you don't understand oh how it feels to love a girl'?
Do you know that they banned 'beer' on national radio? Beyonce sings 'And go drink (...) with the boys. Why ban the word beer? It sure as hell doesn't make me want to go out immediately and grab a Carlsberg. Heck, ban rootbeer! Rename it rootdrink or rootjuice or whatever, it has the word beer in it!
beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer
Pah.
Monday, March 2, 2009
I like Jewel better in her first album, the very first one when I probably didn't even have pubic hair when it was released. She was so fresh, natural, even now as I listen to songs from then I can feel it. What happened to her?
I been reading Stephen King's novels like crazy (ayuh), re-reading books I read an easy 10 years ago, and reading the ones I was too shit scared to read. And honestly, they still scare me shitless. It's funny, things that scared me when I was young, like giving a speech in front of people, making formal telephone calls, I grew out of those fears. Things that scare me now, stuff like firecrackers, balloons, getting bitten by a dog or getting mauled by a cat, they didn't scare me as a kid. Fact, the only things that scared me as a kid were ghosts, monsters, and my sister.
I was just praising my computer for being so fast and it goes on and fucks up on me, lagging like a Pentium 2.
I been reading Stephen King's novels like crazy (ayuh), re-reading books I read an easy 10 years ago, and reading the ones I was too shit scared to read. And honestly, they still scare me shitless. It's funny, things that scared me when I was young, like giving a speech in front of people, making formal telephone calls, I grew out of those fears. Things that scare me now, stuff like firecrackers, balloons, getting bitten by a dog or getting mauled by a cat, they didn't scare me as a kid. Fact, the only things that scared me as a kid were ghosts, monsters, and my sister.
I was just praising my computer for being so fast and it goes on and fucks up on me, lagging like a Pentium 2.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Malaysian polishits
"Meanwhile, Umno Youth deputy chief Khairy Jamaluddin has warned that there is “real, explosive anger” among members against Karpal Singh."
http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/2/27/parliament/3357517&sec=parliament
Explosive? C4? Oh dear. Altantuya Singh. Very real indeed.
“So, Karpal shouldn’t hide behind his parliamentary privilege. I challenge him to repeat the statement outside Parliament to us and show us proof,” he said.
http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/2/27/parliament/3357517&sec=parliament
I challenge Ahmad Ismail to repeat his pendatang statement outside in the public and show us proof.
During the commotion, Fong shouted: “Where is security? Where is security?” and a reply was heard: “We only jaga (look after) inside (Parliament), not outside.”
http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/2/27/parliament/3359659&sec=parliament
Buta gaji & pilih kasih punya security. Time to hire some gurkhas.
BACKBENCHERS Club chairman Datuk Seri Tiong King Sing said the confrontation and scuffle in the Parliament compound should never have happened.
http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/2/27/parliament/3360165&sec=parliament
Hi, you do know that some people can do absolutely no wrong, yes?
Speaking to reporters after officiating at the D-8 Minister's Meeting on Food Security here, Najib also denied Barisan Nasional (BN) had offered millions of Ringgit to the two PR assemblymen in Perak to defect.
"They will be prosecuted if they make false reports ... or if their statutory declarations are abused, they will be charged as well," he said.
(The Sun)
Aiyoyo! I better stop here. Opinions are not very welcome in this country.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
I feel really lethargic today, I guess I get like this whenever the weather is really hot. Today was really, unbearably hot. Besides the weather condition, I also had quite a busy day at work as well as a busy night going here and there settling some errands. It's 11.15pm and I feel insanely tired. This makes me wonder how Larry does it, how he comes over every other night all the way from the mainland to visit me and drive back after a day at the site walking about in the hot sun. I really appreciate him doing this for me, because if I were to drive across the bridge and back home 5 levels up the carpark I'd be a really grumpy bitch at the end of it all. Yet he is patient, as always.
Babeh I love you.
Everyone may puke their guts out now.
Babeh I love you.
Everyone may puke their guts out now.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end,choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you...
1. I just had a confounding, sinking, feeling that I don't know who I really am.
1. I just had a confounding, sinking, feeling that I don't know who I really am.
You know those people who hit their hazard lights everytime it rains heavily on the roads? I've always wondered which idiot taught these people to do that, because hazard lights should only be used if the car is stationary. It's dangerous to turn on your hazard lights in heavy rain, no one can predict which way you're gonna go!
So anyways, this morning it was raining as I drove to work, when it was finally revealed to me how these people got the idea that heavy rain + driving = hazard light on. I drove past a little white kancil that belonged to 'Friendly' driving school, with the student and instructor inside, and guess what? The hazard light was on.
omfg. The blind leading the blind, yo! And I wondered how come there are so many idiotic drivers around, who jump queues, go really, really slow on the fast lane, turn on their hazard lights whilst driving in the heavy rain, etc... Someone should really crack down on these driving schools, because they're producing some really bad drivers!
So anyways, this morning it was raining as I drove to work, when it was finally revealed to me how these people got the idea that heavy rain + driving = hazard light on. I drove past a little white kancil that belonged to 'Friendly' driving school, with the student and instructor inside, and guess what? The hazard light was on.
omfg. The blind leading the blind, yo! And I wondered how come there are so many idiotic drivers around, who jump queues, go really, really slow on the fast lane, turn on their hazard lights whilst driving in the heavy rain, etc... Someone should really crack down on these driving schools, because they're producing some really bad drivers!
Friday, February 6, 2009
I recently looked at my cousin's Facebook pictures taken with her friends. I think she's 14, or 15, I can't remember. Either one. Some of her friends were wearing heavy make-up, suggestively push-up bras, little little dresses, coloured contact lenses, posing with pouty lips and whatnot.
When I was 14, I thought over-sized T-shirts were uber cool. Jeans and sneakers. Heels were to be laughed at ('Aiyoh so aunty la'). Make-up was for weddings and, well, pretty much just weddings. Push-up bras? You mean I had breasts back then??
Little dresses were for barbie dolls, and coloured contact lenses were too expensive. Taking pictures meant something back then, coz you had to watch out how much film you had left. Now you can just delete those boobie shots (don't mind the pun) from your digital cam and snap a new picture. So as I was saying, when we took pictures back then, we had to pay attenshun. All smiles and stuff. Photoshop pun takde, tau?
Conclusion: When I was 14, I had crap taste in fashun, I was clueless about the existence of my own tits (at least there's some now), and I was cool, okay. Being sexy can start at 16. Make-up can start at 23. And you don't really need push-up bras, kids. Look at Kate Moss. Being titty-less is OK.
But hey, it's your generation after all. Go crazy.
When I was 14, I thought over-sized T-shirts were uber cool. Jeans and sneakers. Heels were to be laughed at ('Aiyoh so aunty la'). Make-up was for weddings and, well, pretty much just weddings. Push-up bras? You mean I had breasts back then??
Little dresses were for barbie dolls, and coloured contact lenses were too expensive. Taking pictures meant something back then, coz you had to watch out how much film you had left. Now you can just delete those boobie shots (don't mind the pun) from your digital cam and snap a new picture. So as I was saying, when we took pictures back then, we had to pay attenshun. All smiles and stuff. Photoshop pun takde, tau?
Conclusion: When I was 14, I had crap taste in fashun, I was clueless about the existence of my own tits (at least there's some now), and I was cool, okay. Being sexy can start at 16. Make-up can start at 23. And you don't really need push-up bras, kids. Look at Kate Moss. Being titty-less is OK.
But hey, it's your generation after all. Go crazy.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Err... Rape Me?
I've been seeing this flying about FB for some time now, so let me have a second go at it (I've done this before a few years back).
1. Put your music on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
#1 IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Learnt My Lesson Well by Kaiser Chiefs
#2 WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Wipe Out by Beach Boys
#3 HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Funky Town by Blondie
#4 WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Bengawan Solo (wtf does that mean?) by unknown
#5 WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Razorblade by The Strokes
#6 WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
1,000 Oceans by Tori Amos
#7 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Give It Away by RHCP
#8 WHAT IS 2+2?
The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars
#9 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Ripcord by Radiohead
#10 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Nasty Girl by Nelly (HAHAHAHAHA)
#11 WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Nobody Knows by Babyface. Woh. I swear to god it was on shuffle.
#12 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Angkor Wat Theme no. 1
#13 WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Sunspots by NIN (yes please)
#14 WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Fight Like A Brave by RHCP (Yeahhhh)
#16 WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Rewind by Paolo Nutini (awww)
#17 WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Everytime I Close My Eyes by Babyface. OK what's with the Babyface songs? It's embarrasing!
#18 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Wild Thing by Jimi Hendrix. Oh yeah baby I'm thinkin aboutchu.
#19 WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
The Hardest Part by Coldplay. Nice.
#20 WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
So Beautiful by Simply Red
#21 WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Tui Huo by Jay Chou. I guess Jay Chou makes me laugh.
#22 WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Up and Down by Vengaboys. rotflmao
#23 HOW WILL YOU DIE?
The Greatest View by Silverchair
#24 WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Fairy Tale by Michael Wong. Wow. I guess I should book the next opening at a nunnery then.
#25 WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Ai De Jiu Shi Ni by Lee Hom
#26 DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Hyperpower by NIN
#27 WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
It's Too Late by Carole King. Funny.
#28 IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Dazed and Confused by Led Zeppelin. been dazed and confused for so long it's not truuuue!
#29 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY, WHEN YOU MEET YOUR BOSS?
Back for Good by Take That. Since when did I have Take That??
#30 WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Rape Me by Nirvana. I almost fucking choked. Holy crap, my iTunes has got a mind of it's own!
1. Put your music on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
#1 IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Learnt My Lesson Well by Kaiser Chiefs
#2 WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Wipe Out by Beach Boys
#3 HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Funky Town by Blondie
#4 WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Bengawan Solo (wtf does that mean?) by unknown
#5 WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Razorblade by The Strokes
#6 WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
1,000 Oceans by Tori Amos
#7 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Give It Away by RHCP
#8 WHAT IS 2+2?
The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars
#9 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Ripcord by Radiohead
#10 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Nasty Girl by Nelly (HAHAHAHAHA)
#11 WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Nobody Knows by Babyface. Woh. I swear to god it was on shuffle.
#12 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Angkor Wat Theme no. 1
#13 WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Sunspots by NIN (yes please)
#14 WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Fight Like A Brave by RHCP (Yeahhhh)
#16 WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Rewind by Paolo Nutini (awww)
#17 WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Everytime I Close My Eyes by Babyface. OK what's with the Babyface songs? It's embarrasing!
#18 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Wild Thing by Jimi Hendrix. Oh yeah baby I'm thinkin aboutchu.
#19 WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
The Hardest Part by Coldplay. Nice.
#20 WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
So Beautiful by Simply Red
#21 WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Tui Huo by Jay Chou. I guess Jay Chou makes me laugh.
#22 WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Up and Down by Vengaboys. rotflmao
#23 HOW WILL YOU DIE?
The Greatest View by Silverchair
#24 WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Fairy Tale by Michael Wong. Wow. I guess I should book the next opening at a nunnery then.
#25 WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Ai De Jiu Shi Ni by Lee Hom
#26 DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Hyperpower by NIN
#27 WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
It's Too Late by Carole King. Funny.
#28 IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Dazed and Confused by Led Zeppelin. been dazed and confused for so long it's not truuuue!
#29 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY, WHEN YOU MEET YOUR BOSS?
Back for Good by Take That. Since when did I have Take That??
#30 WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Rape Me by Nirvana. I almost fucking choked. Holy crap, my iTunes has got a mind of it's own!
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