Monday, December 22, 2008

Is it me or did the 8 become a 6?

I used to be able to wear an 8. My pants are mostly size 8's. The pair of jeans I'm wearing RIGHT NOW are 8's.
So why the fuck couldn't I fit into an 8 just now?
It's hard to accept that I am now a big bum big thigh size 10.
I still think that they resized the sizes. Denial is bliss!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Like I said, I would shit peas and corn for this man. I went to watch Twilight and when he came on screen, a shudder went through my spine. Extremely mesmerizing. And bedable.
So anyways, after the movie, to prolong the entire Rob Pattinson experience, I went to buy the book.
I swear, it was one of the most excrutiatingly embarrasing experiences (3E) in my life.
I had to go to the Young Adult Fiction section of the bookstore, which was filled with oh I don't know, High School Musical books my 13 year old cousins would read. I gritted my teeth and bit my lips to keep from laughing out loud at the thought of 'Here is Julia Tan, who likes to think that she enjoys slightly more thought-provoking and mature books, crawling her way through the Teen Section of the store to look for a book which it's film adaptation her Greek God just starred in.'
Oh the humiliation I go through for Mr Rob 'God' Pattinson!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

I don't know if anyone else shares this habit, but I have an aversion towards cutting my toenails. I'm just damn lazy to do it, and when they grow too long, I have to keep on reminding myself to cut them. I end up purposefully forgetting to do so.
I mean, c'mon, they're toenails. Who the heck takes a close look at them anyhow? Unless you've got a toe fetish, that is. Which is, well, really weird.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Advice of the day:

After doing your business in the toilet, it is recommended that you zip up first before buttoning your pants, because if you button first, chances are you might forget to zip it and end up walking around with yo fly down.

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