Like I said, I would shit peas and corn for this man. I went to watch Twilight and when he came on screen, a shudder went through my spine. Extremely mesmerizing. And bedable.

So anyways, after the movie, to prolong the entire Rob Pattinson experience, I went to buy the book.

I swear, it was one of the most excrutiatingly embarrasing experiences (3E) in my life.

I had to go to the Young Adult Fiction section of the bookstore, which was filled with oh I don't know, High School Musical books my 13 year old cousins would read. I gritted my teeth and bit my lips to keep from laughing out loud at the thought of 'Here is Julia Tan, who likes to think that she enjoys slightly more thought-provoking and mature books, crawling her way through the Teen Section of the store to look for a book which it's film adaptation her Greek God just starred in.'

Oh the humiliation I go through for Mr Rob 'God' Pattinson!