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"Meanwhile, Umno Youth deputy chief Khairy Jamaluddin has warned that there is “real, explosive anger” among members against Karpal Singh."

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/2/27/parliament/3357517&sec=parliament

Explosive? C4? Oh dear. Altantuya Singh. Very real indeed.

“So, Karpal shouldn’t hide behind his parliamentary privilege. I challenge him to repeat the statement outside Parliament to us and show us proof,” he said.

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/2/27/parliament/3357517&sec=parliament

I challenge Ahmad Ismail to repeat his pendatang statement outside in the public and show us proof.

During the commotion, Fong shouted: “Where is security? Where is security?” and a reply was heard: “We only jaga (look after) inside (Parliament), not outside.”

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/2/27/parliament/3359659&sec=parliament

Buta gaji & pilih kasih punya security. Time to hire some gurkhas.

BACKBENCHERS Club chairman Datuk Seri Tiong King Sing said the confrontation and scuffle in the Parliament compound should never have happened.

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/2/27/parliament/3360165&sec=parliament

Hi, you do know that some people can do absolutely no wrong, yes?

Speaking to reporters after officiating at the D-8 Minister's Meeting on Food Security here, Najib also denied Barisan Nasional (BN) had offered millions of Ringgit to the two PR assemblymen in Perak to defect.
"They will be prosecuted if they make false reports ... or if their statutory declarations are abused, they will be charged as well," he said.

(The Sun)

Aiyoyo! I better stop here. Opinions are not very welcome in this country.

I feel really lethargic today, I guess I get like this whenever the weather is really hot. Today was really, unbearably hot. Besides the weather condition, I also had quite a busy day at work as well as a busy night going here and there settling some errands. It's 11.15pm and I feel insanely tired. This makes me wonder how Larry does it, how he comes over every other night all the way from the mainland to visit me and drive back after a day at the site walking about in the hot sun. I really appreciate him doing this for me, because if I were to drive across the bridge and back home 5 levels up the carpark I'd be a really grumpy bitch at the end of it all. Yet he is patient, as always.
Babeh I love you.
Everyone may puke their guts out now.

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end,choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you...

1. I just had a confounding, sinking, feeling that I don't know who I really am.

You know those people who hit their hazard lights everytime it rains heavily on the roads? I've always wondered which idiot taught these people to do that, because hazard lights should only be used if the car is stationary. It's dangerous to turn on your hazard lights in heavy rain, no one can predict which way you're gonna go!
So anyways, this morning it was raining as I drove to work, when it was finally revealed to me how these people got the idea that heavy rain + driving = hazard light on. I drove past a little white kancil that belonged to 'Friendly' driving school, with the student and instructor inside, and guess what? The hazard light was on.
omfg. The blind leading the blind, yo! And I wondered how come there are so many idiotic drivers around, who jump queues, go really, really slow on the fast lane, turn on their hazard lights whilst driving in the heavy rain, etc... Someone should really crack down on these driving schools, because they're producing some really bad drivers!

I recently looked at my cousin's Facebook pictures taken with her friends. I think she's 14, or 15, I can't remember. Either one. Some of her friends were wearing heavy make-up, suggestively push-up bras, little little dresses, coloured contact lenses, posing with pouty lips and whatnot.
When I was 14, I thought over-sized T-shirts were uber cool. Jeans and sneakers. Heels were to be laughed at ('Aiyoh so aunty la'). Make-up was for weddings and, well, pretty much just weddings. Push-up bras? You mean I had breasts back then??
Little dresses were for barbie dolls, and coloured contact lenses were too expensive. Taking pictures meant something back then, coz you had to watch out how much film you had left. Now you can just delete those boobie shots (don't mind the pun) from your digital cam and snap a new picture. So as I was saying, when we took pictures back then, we had to pay attenshun. All smiles and stuff. Photoshop pun takde, tau?
Conclusion: When I was 14, I had crap taste in fashun, I was clueless about the existence of my own tits (at least there's some now), and I was cool, okay. Being sexy can start at 16. Make-up can start at 23. And you don't really need push-up bras, kids. Look at Kate Moss. Being titty-less is OK.
But hey, it's your generation after all. Go crazy.

Err... Rape Me?

I've been seeing this flying about FB for some time now, so let me have a second go at it (I've done this before a few years back).

1. Put your music on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

#1 IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Learnt My Lesson Well by Kaiser Chiefs

#2 WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Wipe Out by Beach Boys

#3 HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Funky Town by Blondie

#4 WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Bengawan Solo (wtf does that mean?) by unknown

#5 WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Razorblade by The Strokes

#6 WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
1,000 Oceans by Tori Amos

#7 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Give It Away by RHCP

#8 WHAT IS 2+2?
The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars

#9 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Ripcord by Radiohead

#10 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Nasty Girl by Nelly (HAHAHAHAHA)

#11 WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Nobody Knows by Babyface. Woh. I swear to god it was on shuffle.

#12 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Angkor Wat Theme no. 1

#13 WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Sunspots by NIN (yes please)

#14 WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Fight Like A Brave by RHCP (Yeahhhh)

#16 WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Rewind by Paolo Nutini (awww)

#17 WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Everytime I Close My Eyes by Babyface. OK what's with the Babyface songs? It's embarrasing!

#18 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Wild Thing by Jimi Hendrix. Oh yeah baby I'm thinkin aboutchu.

#19 WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
The Hardest Part by Coldplay. Nice.

#20 WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
So Beautiful by Simply Red

#21 WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Tui Huo by Jay Chou. I guess Jay Chou makes me laugh.

#22 WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Up and Down by Vengaboys. rotflmao

#23 HOW WILL YOU DIE?
The Greatest View by Silverchair

#24 WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Fairy Tale by Michael Wong. Wow. I guess I should book the next opening at a nunnery then.

#25 WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Ai De Jiu Shi Ni by Lee Hom

#26 DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Hyperpower by NIN

#27 WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
It's Too Late by Carole King. Funny.

#28 IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Dazed and Confused by Led Zeppelin. been dazed and confused for so long it's not truuuue!

#29 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY, WHEN YOU MEET YOUR BOSS?
Back for Good by Take That. Since when did I have Take That??

#30 WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Rape Me by Nirvana. I almost fucking choked. Holy crap, my iTunes has got a mind of it's own!