Friday, February 22, 2008

What's wrong with your name lah?

I find it very, very annoying when people put some sort of weird name for their Friendster or Facebook account (no offence to those who practice this, it's just my pet peeve). For example, there's someone who added me, her display name is 'Sukiz Vivi.' I'm still trying to figure out who the hell this idiot is, because she doesn't even have a proper profile photo. The only reason I approved her friend request was because she might have been a F6 schoolmate, but I'm gonna delete her after writing this post because it annoys the piles out of me everytime I see her name pop up on my Facebook newsfeed or whatever.
And for the record, the moniker 'jooleeyah' isn't weird. It's how my name sounds if you prolong the pronounciation of it, which is what basically everyone does.
So I'm off to delete this Sukiz Vivi, whoever she is.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Put the gun down, Mr Freckles ..

The construction next door is driving me absolutely mad. It goes like this: HAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMER DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLL (2 second pause) HAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMER DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLL (2 second pause) DRILLLLL DRILLLLL DRRRRIIIIILLLLLLLL FUCKMESHATAPALREADY and it starts at about half past nine in the morning all the way till evening. Best of, it's a Saturday! KILL ME ALREADY.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Just a thought.

Labels men give to their exes:

i) bitch
Actual meaning: She dumped me.

ii) slut
Actual meaning: She cheated on me.

iii) whore
Actual meaning: She cheated on me multiple times.

iv) She's a bitch and a slut and a whore
Actual meaning: She cheated on me with my best friend and left me for him.

The label women give to their exes:

Actual meaning: He's wrinkly and retentive, and best of all, he spews a hell loada shit.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Jump on the bandwagon!

Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah.. you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys.. you're a HOE)-- This is the 21st century, mate. A woman can sleep with 60 men if she wants to and just because you can't do anything about it, Mr. Prude, it don't mean she's a ho. Whores get paid. Women get laid. Dumb possesive shitheads. It's not cool to sleep around, but it don't mean that the woman's a ho, bro. Get it right.
Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.-- I'm supposed to be touched that he flirts around all day?
Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.-- Yeah, amongst many other things further down south.
Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.-- Meaning they'll do anything to get into your pants.
Guys hate it when you talk aboutyour ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.-- Oh and we're supposed to like it when they talk about theirs? Piss up a rope.
Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.-- Didn't know that they are so emotionally insecure. I thought it was a traditional women's role.
Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.-- What? Excuse me? This is outrageous. The writer of this thing ought to be mutilated with forks. We can't talk about our guy friends? What?!?
Guys do get jealous easily.-- I agree. Finally, some logic.
Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.-- Mm-hmm, Mr. Emo. I hear ya.
Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!.. uh... nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.-- Trust me, nobody, male or female, would appreciate such a sentence.
Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.-- Go for speech class or something. Quit whining about it. This isn't a Taiwanese drama.
A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.-- What bullshit. He likes you when he stops teasing you. Unless he's 12.
Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.-- Good for them!
Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.-- So stop thinking THAT much.
Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.-- Boy, I'm confused.
When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."-- No, I think that he would actually mean it.
If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.-- This statement seems to say that men talk shit all the time, so when he starts talking serious, call the nuthouse.
If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.-- Erp. Maybe he likes my boyfriend.
When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.-- They should know that this reaction is out of humility, but everyone ought to be more indulgent in dispensing compliments anyhow.
When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.-- So .. nobody should look at another person for more than a second? Does this make any sense?
Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.-- Too bad.. (sore loser)
A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.-- Sigh .. we all do .. welcome to the real world.
Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.-- Too bad for them, really.
Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.-- REALLY? EVER LISTENED TO A FEMALE GROUP CONVERSATION?
Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.-- We ALL do. Quit making it sound so pitiful for men.
If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.-- You know what? Sometimes they don't get it. And sometimes, they really are like a brother or a good friend.
Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.-- I think that men are maddeningly confusing and downright unpredictable too, but I sure as hell do not like it.
When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.-- That's really swell.
Girls, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guyof your life.-- Oh I'll repost this alright.
Guys if you don't repost this in one hr then you will lose the girl of your life.-- I dare you to repost this.
post this as:28 things most girls dont know. -- We don't know them because they're too primitive. Like caveman mentality, you know?

Gong xi gong xi!

Happy New Year to yoooouuuuu!
Welcome to my new blog.
As you can see, my blogsite is called EL Julia and not LA Julia because it sounds cooler.
Like El Paso, El Laberinto del fauno, El universo, I am very El cool-o and so on.
I swear it was not my ignorance of the Spanish language that I typed El when I should of typed La.
More to come.