Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Just a thought.

Labels men give to their exes:

i) bitch
Actual meaning: She dumped me.

ii) slut
Actual meaning: She cheated on me.

iii) whore
Actual meaning: She cheated on me multiple times.

iv) She's a bitch and a slut and a whore
Actual meaning: She cheated on me with my best friend and left me for him.

The label women give to their exes:

ASSHOLE
Actual meaning: He's wrinkly and retentive, and best of all, he spews a hell loada shit.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

vi) prima donna
Actual meaning: She thinks my world revolves around her and that i'm at the level below her manservant