Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Jump on the bandwagon!

Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah.. you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys.. you're a HOE)-- This is the 21st century, mate. A woman can sleep with 60 men if she wants to and just because you can't do anything about it, Mr. Prude, it don't mean she's a ho. Whores get paid. Women get laid. Dumb possesive shitheads. It's not cool to sleep around, but it don't mean that the woman's a ho, bro. Get it right.
Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.-- I'm supposed to be touched that he flirts around all day?
Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.-- Yeah, amongst many other things further down south.
Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.-- Meaning they'll do anything to get into your pants.
Guys hate it when you talk aboutyour ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.-- Oh and we're supposed to like it when they talk about theirs? Piss up a rope.
Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.-- Didn't know that they are so emotionally insecure. I thought it was a traditional women's role.
Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.-- What? Excuse me? This is outrageous. The writer of this thing ought to be mutilated with forks. We can't talk about our guy friends? What?!?
Guys do get jealous easily.-- I agree. Finally, some logic.
Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.-- Mm-hmm, Mr. Emo. I hear ya.
Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!.. uh... nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.-- Trust me, nobody, male or female, would appreciate such a sentence.
Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.-- Go for speech class or something. Quit whining about it. This isn't a Taiwanese drama.
A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.-- What bullshit. He likes you when he stops teasing you. Unless he's 12.
Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.-- Good for them!
Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.-- So stop thinking THAT much.
Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.-- Boy, I'm confused.
When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."-- No, I think that he would actually mean it.
If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.-- This statement seems to say that men talk shit all the time, so when he starts talking serious, call the nuthouse.
If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.-- Erp. Maybe he likes my boyfriend.
When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.-- They should know that this reaction is out of humility, but everyone ought to be more indulgent in dispensing compliments anyhow.
When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.-- So .. nobody should look at another person for more than a second? Does this make any sense?
Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.-- Too bad.. (sore loser)
A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.-- Sigh .. we all do .. welcome to the real world.
Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.-- Too bad for them, really.
Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.-- REALLY? EVER LISTENED TO A FEMALE GROUP CONVERSATION?
Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.-- We ALL do. Quit making it sound so pitiful for men.
If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.-- You know what? Sometimes they don't get it. And sometimes, they really are like a brother or a good friend.
Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.-- I think that men are maddeningly confusing and downright unpredictable too, but I sure as hell do not like it.
When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.-- That's really swell.
Girls, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guyof your life.-- Oh I'll repost this alright.
Guys if you don't repost this in one hr then you will lose the girl of your life.-- I dare you to repost this.
post this as:28 things most girls dont know. -- We don't know them because they're too primitive. Like caveman mentality, you know?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

You really hate guys huh.....

runawaycat said...

You gave a headache...

Rhymes: paid, laid, shitheads!

Unknown said...

yar it's a really huge wall of text aye

Anonymous said...

Ok before i say anything.. i am bloody not offending anyone. just for the record. there's this theory on men sleep around is alright while women who do that are cheap, sluts and etc... well... men have to do the work to get to sleep around. they have to initiate, get rejected, putting a holes in their wallets and shitload of guts and shame. women just sit and do nothing. so if they say yes to everyone or almost everyone who asks, then....

again!! i am not trying to offend anyone!!!!!

Unknown said...

Are you trying to say that it's o.k. for men to sleep around because they throw in money, energy, dignity, whilst it is not o.k. for women to sleep around because apparently they don't contribute anything in that matter?
Last I recall, nobody pointed a gun at any man's head asking him to spend money and etc so that he can get laid.
Maybe the fact is, is that some women just love sex. And maybe they've got certain prerequisites before sleeping with anyone. Just like how a man might say that he'd never do an ugly chick, a woman might say she'd never do a lame guy?

Anonymous said...

i am purely suggesting someone else's theory...cool down cool down... i didnt suggest anything.... anyway that X guy was merely saying... efforts pay off and they receive their rewards. and the rewards are?? it's him ... mr X... not me... mr Jun