Here's an example. Earlier today, I was waiting for the lift with a colleague in the same department. I have never said more than a sporadic 'Hi' to him. The lift arrives. We enter. There is the silence no grave can match. Best thing is, our office lift takes a millenia to move. We wait. I give no inkling that I acknowledge his existence. I stare at the panel that indicates the floor number with the interest one would give when watching George Clooney doing karma sutra position #14 with Scarlet Johanssen. Then suddenly, Colleague decides to make a chirpy first move, despite the fact that more than three minutes have elapsed from the time we waited for the lift to the time we actually entered it.
Colleague: Hi, Julia!
Julia: Ohai.
Julia looks at the floor and shifts her feet in embarrassment.
Colleague: How are you?
Julia: Fine, thanks.
A second passes by painfully.
Julia: (mumbling) The weather... haze. (Points at the ceiling of the lift)
Colleague: (Didn't catch the last bit about haze because Julia was swallowing her tongue) Oh yes, very hot.
Julia: (Very uncertain about what to do now) Yes, also got haze... (Points at the ceiling of the lift again)
Colleague: Ya, today very bad.
Julia: Ya, today is the worst.
Finally, sweet finally, the doors open and we walk out, both hurriedly. I suppose my awkwardness is infectious. As we part, I half-turn to him and say at an audible level suitable for a mole, 'See ya', and walk to my cube where I proceeded to dig a hole and die inside.
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