I wonder, since there's strawberry scented shower gel, apple, kiwi, olive, banana, even moringa (what the hell is moringa?), why haven't they come up with durian shower gel? I want to for once, go in the shower, and come out smelling like durians. I think it'd smell gorgeous. Why can't they make durian shower gel?
I shit at any given time of the day, yesiree. When the bowel calls, I answer. I know some people who, like clockwork, go in the morning, or after work, or after any meal or else they will make massive booboo in their pants, but I go when I go, and on some days I don't.
I'm surprised they haven't banned Lady Gaga's Poker Face from national radio yet. I mean, it's got the word poker in it, along with other gambling jargons. I'm very surprised they haven't blipped those words. Imagine:
'Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my (enter silence of silences) face...'
'Po-po-po-po-po-po-po - - - - face'
I'd be miffed if I was Beyonce. They blipped the word 'beer' from her song and 'poker' is allowed? Heck, Korn, KORN muthafuckin' KORN came to Malaysia without a single snort and Avril Lavigne's concert faced protests. We Malaysians are incredibly imbalanced! Where's my durian shower gel!